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  • The HP Has a Heart

    The HP Has a Heart

    I have a vanity plate on my car. For those of you who don’t subscribe to such frivolity, allow me to educate you: you must also pay for a “regular” tag – the kind with the combination of letters and numbers that are impossible to memorize – and keep it (up to date) and in…

  • SOONER

    SOONER

    Well, here we are. Let me introduce myself. Let’s get this party started. I’m Katie. (My full name is actually along the lines of Katherine Elizabeth Victoria von Snoot (not really, but close), but we’ll leave it at Katie.) I’m a fifth generation Oklahoman, and it’s rumored that Generation 1, my great-great grandfather, who came…

  • What’s a “mistaken zygote?”

    What’s a “mistaken zygote?”

    Ever felt like you needed to give a primal scream because nobody understood you in your family? You might be a mistaken zygote.